Why is Christmas day just like a day at a construction site?
You end up doing all the work and some fat guy in a suit takes all the credit.
I was offered a construction job in Egypt this morning.
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme.
I watched a documentary about how they fix steelwork together last night.
Out of all these modern construction tools…
I think the shovel is the most groundbreaking.
How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof!